booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via crystallized-teardrops)

human:

OMFG HAUNTED HOUSE 2 WAS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST MOVIE I SAW IN SUCH A LONG TIME

(via cumfort)

punksasuke:

"be the bigger person"

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"take the high road"

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"forgive and forget"

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"Love isn’t a decision. It’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical."
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone (via unsorrows)

(via imissedyouiloveyou-iknow)

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via orgasm)

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

(via loserslol)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(Source: stinson, via cumfort)

toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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(Source: toecruise, via cravings)

fake-suicide-of-genius:

confessions-of-a-cupcake:

floramus:

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This is my favorite thing

I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL

(via sin-t0xicated)